Oh, Tom, we hardly knew ye...
Inspired partially by Lorem's photoshopping adventures, and partially because I'm amazed that no one has done this yet, I hereby present the ultimate in paparazzi stalking -- taken by none other than the proud papa himself! After all, gotta get that wee one used to all the publicity...
posted by Lisa P. at 8:57 PM
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Oh. My. God.
That's so creepy and hilarious and...
Oh. My. God.
By the way, my latest theories:
1) It's Tom's clone she's carrying.
2) She's really not pregnant. That's why they have their own ultrasound machine. The child they will produce in three months is actually being grown on a special Scientology farm in San Mateo.
(Clarification: The ultrasound machine they have is so they don't have to go to an office, where the truth might be leaked.)
Too funny! And yet so creepy all at once. I think they are all aliens.
that may be the creepiest use of an ultrasound picture i've ever seen.
i suspect the child will be much talked about but shielded from the cameras; that's how it is with his other two kids; it would be sort of hypocritical to hide the other two away and parade this one around.
in other tomkat/u/s news, i read this week that some prosecutor was considering filing charges if they got the machine home and up and running because by law you have to have a licensed tech operating it. i suppose they could just hire their own fulltime u/s tech, but ick - who would want that job? no amount of money...
Sorry to weird everyone out! I just couldn't help it when I heard about his purchase...
Laura, I heard that about the charges, too. That dude is seriously messed in the head, I think. Would serve him right.
Jesus he is having an ALIEN!!! I knew it!
LOL on the photoshopping.
Hehehe:) I hope for the child's sake it IS an alien just to avoid the genetic hardships that will surely come with being the Child Of Cruise.
By being the Child of Cruise, it already is an alien.
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