Friday, December 02, 2005

Oh, Tom, we hardly knew ye...

Inspired partially by Lorem's photoshopping adventures, and partially because I'm amazed that no one has done this yet, I hereby present the ultimate in paparazzi stalking -- taken by none other than the proud papa himself! After all, gotta get that wee one used to all the publicity...

8 Comments:

Blogger Lorem ipsum said...

Oh. My. God.

That's so creepy and hilarious and...

Oh. My. God.

By the way, my latest theories:

1) It's Tom's clone she's carrying.
2) She's really not pregnant. That's why they have their own ultrasound machine. The child they will produce in three months is actually being grown on a special Scientology farm in San Mateo.

12/02/2005 10:52 PM  
Blogger Lorem ipsum said...

(Clarification: The ultrasound machine they have is so they don't have to go to an office, where the truth might be leaked.)

12/02/2005 10:53 PM  
Blogger Kathy McC said...

Too funny! And yet so creepy all at once. I think they are all aliens.

12/03/2005 8:13 AM  
Blogger lauralu said...

that may be the creepiest use of an ultrasound picture i've ever seen.

i suspect the child will be much talked about but shielded from the cameras; that's how it is with his other two kids; it would be sort of hypocritical to hide the other two away and parade this one around.

in other tomkat/u/s news, i read this week that some prosecutor was considering filing charges if they got the machine home and up and running because by law you have to have a licensed tech operating it. i suppose they could just hire their own fulltime u/s tech, but ick - who would want that job? no amount of money...

12/04/2005 9:45 AM  
Blogger Lisa P. said...

Sorry to weird everyone out! I just couldn't help it when I heard about his purchase...

Laura, I heard that about the charges, too. That dude is seriously messed in the head, I think. Would serve him right.

12/04/2005 12:39 PM  
Blogger cat said...

Jesus he is having an ALIEN!!! I knew it!

LOL on the photoshopping.

12/04/2005 5:32 PM  
Blogger Jill said...

Hehehe:) I hope for the child's sake it IS an alien just to avoid the genetic hardships that will surely come with being the Child Of Cruise.

12/04/2005 7:33 PM  
Blogger Lorem ipsum said...

By being the Child of Cruise, it already is an alien.

12/04/2005 10:21 PM  

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