Thursday, September 15, 2005

so...

do you think Ms. Thing timed the release of her new fragrance around her c-section, or her c-section around the release of her new fragrance?

just asking.

8 Comments:

Blogger Julie said...

I didn't even know she had a new fragrance coming out.
What is the scent of trailer trash, anyway?
Eau de Tramp?

9/15/2005 9:49 AM  
Blogger Lorem ipsum said...

Eau de Ho, isn't it?

9/15/2005 10:11 AM  
Blogger K said...

Yeah - it has the aroma of a cupcake the press release says.

I'm wondering if they mean Hostess out of a gas station convenience store.

9/15/2005 12:58 PM  
Blogger Lisa P. said...

That would be "Eau de Ho-Ho" then, no?? ;-)

9/15/2005 1:12 PM  
Blogger Catherine said...

I'm still laughing at the thought that she wanted a c-section to avoid the pain of childbirth. LOL I hope they lose her percocet prescription when she checks out of the hospital.

9/15/2005 1:40 PM  
Blogger Lorem ipsum said...

ALL of you are making me laugh!

And Catherine, even if they lose her Rx, her devoted husband, I'm sure, can 'score' some off da streets for her, 'cause he's all about keeping it real, yo.

9/15/2005 2:26 PM  
Blogger Lorem ipsum said...

By the way, my mom worked for this guy who had his wife go through FOUR ELECTIVE C-SECTIONS so she wouldn't get 'stretched out.' Eventually my mom figured out what I knew all along - that someone like that obviously doesn't respect women!

So I have to wonder how much her C-section had to do with the 'stretching out' issue.

Word, y'all.

9/15/2005 2:28 PM  
Blogger Jill said...

hmmm, virgin fresh and smells purty too.

Could life get any better for the federlines??

9/16/2005 12:06 AM  

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